Recreative lessons page
"Like sleep, stupidity is a universal, surreal and mysterious phenomenon, a brownout, the mind passing through a tunnel.
Sometimes stupidity is hilarious; most of the world's jokes are told by one ethnic group about the stupidity of another ethnic
group. In its sinister forms, stupidity turns up as evil's incompetent half brother -evil without supernatural prestige."
Lance Morrow. Time magazine June 7, 1999.
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- Classics of american lawyers
- Test papers and essays comments
- New Ten Commandments
- Real chart notes from real MDs
- Best newspaper headlines of 1999
- Label instructions on consumer goods
- Woman - A Chemical Analysis
- LOW-TECH BREAKTHROUGH ANNOUNCEMENT!
- Government policy: Snake attack
- New lyrics to Beatles songs (for computologists)
- Spanish for english speaking people
- Living in Mexico (or actually Mexico City)
- Standard flamer response for Newsgroups
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- Euro-English
- Secrets of life
- Joys of exercising
- Technical support report #w10/001/00
- Just the facts
- Just the truth (to take life seriously)
- A German's view on Islam
- I knew there must be something good in him
- Dogophilia
- Hell's analysis
- Rodney Dangerfield's best one-liners
- He said - She said
- Crybabies
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The most beautiful "chicks" topless, downless & bothless (Inappropriate adult content!)
"I believe that in America today, 5% of the population can think and does. Another 5% cannot think at all. And the remaining 90% can think, but choose not to."
Robert A. Heinlein.
"I've never tried ecstasy, I've never tried cocaine, I've never tried heroin. I don't think there's anything ethically wrong with drug use, but the reason I stay away from it is that I value my brain too much. I don't want to trust my synapses to some stranger that I met in a nightclub. I hope to use my brain for the rest of my life."
Moby, american deejay-composer. Time magazine June 5, 2000.
[I'm seem angrier because] "The level of irresponsibility and selfishness, the degree to which people defend their own imagined rights and don't look at their resposibilities as the flip side of that, the impact that it's having on their children."
Laura Schlessinger, psychotherapist and talk-radio host. Time magazine July 3, 2000.
"Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other."
Oscar Ameringer.
"Political culture is infused with dishonesty. We are obsessed with fibbing about facts because this is less elusive than the real problem, which is intelectual dishonesty. This means saying things you don't really believe. It means starting with the conclusion you wish to reach and coming up with an argument. It means being untroubled by inconsistency between what you said yesterday and what you say tomorrow, or between standards you apply to your side or the other guy's."
Michael Kinsley. Time magazine February 28, 2001.
"Most people get better with time. The sad part is, you get old and ugly as you get better."
Mel Gibson.
"I discovered politics is crime writ large."
James Ellroy, american novelist. Time magazine May 21, 2001.
"The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
Mark Twain.
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colin'. Need I say more?"
Chris Rock's quote of the day.
"What is hateful to you, do not to your fellow men. That is the entire law; all the rest is commentary."
The Talmud
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